Second Thoughts For The Day

 

Women and Children…and Penguins? Oh My!

November 1, 2018

As America stumbles toward what Chrump is calling “The Caravan Election,” Der Furor is sending troops to support the other law enforcement hordes at the US/Mexican border.5,000…oops, it’s now 15,000 troops – maybe a million, who knows?  We’ll just have to wait and see what happens –  All this to protect Americans from 4,000 asylum seekers, who are a month away from possibly reaching our southern border. 

This awesome show of farce is being put in place to, a) strike fear into the hearts of the heartless Chrump supporters who already fear brown people because, “They’ve [no one is sure just who they are] intercepted wonderful people from South America and from other parts further south…”, and b) to resist the ferocious mobs of refugee women and children walking from Central America and determined to take over America – one imagines with Jedi mind control, and c) one assumes hosts of angry, heavily armed penguins from further south.

Does Chrump mean the “Big water. Ocean water?” Or Antarctica?
He’ll never know.

Il Douche continues to blame George Soros for creating and funding the procession of refugees coming out of the very big water of the southern Pacific Ocean.  The Republican’ts’ Albatross-in-chief also told a reporter, “You have caravans coming up that look a lot larger than it’s reported actually. I’m pretty good at estimating crowd size. And I’ll tell you they look a lot bigger than people would think.”  America, be very afraid of these enormous crowds of huge brown people.  And, yes he is quite the genius at estimating crowd size.

Meanwhile, Iowa Congressman Steve King – a Chrump stalwart, said of Austria’s Freedom Party, founded by a former Nazi SS officer and whose current leader was active in neo-Nazi circles, “If they were in America pushing the platform that they push, they would be Republicans.”  He could not have been more right.

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