Not A Wave, But A Win

A Very Different Washington

November 7, 2018

The Democrats have wrested control of the House of Representatives from the Tea Party, the Chrumpians and assorted other ne’er-do-wells.  The testosterone level in the House has dropped significantly thanks to a long-overdue, massive influx of women.  It was certainly not a tsunami, but as Fux News’ Chris Wallace said after his state-propaganda network was the first to call Democrats controlling the House, “It is a very, very big deal.  I know a lot of listeners out there, their heads are exploding but this is going to be a very different Washington.”  Fux’s most important demographic – the Fake Prezident – will definitely have trouble keeping the toxic gasses that fill his skull from detonating.

Uncle Sham Wants YOU.

Donald has lost his security blanket.  No more hiding behind idiot lackeys like Devin Nunes.  There had better be incessant investigations into the Chrump Crime Family.  Maybe someone will look into the Russian interference in the 2016 election.  Maybe someone will look into the Russian interference in yesterday’s elections.  Maybe someone will look into the Republican’ts’ obstruction of justice, obstruction of voting, obstruction of democracy.  It will be much more difficult for Chrump to interfere with the Mueller investigation.  Mueller’s findings will not be buried.

The next big fight: Mueller vs Chrump - The Marine vs The Maroon

Dynamic, high-profile progressives Andrew Gillum in Florida and Beto O’Rourke in Texas came up short, but made major statements in very red environments.  Stacey Abrams in Georgia remains too close to call in her bid to defeat professional vote thief Brian Kemp.

Republican’ts, true to form, re-elected two multiply-indicted criminals – Duncan Hunter and Chris Collins – to the House.

The Senate turned redder, but there are many more Democratic governors, including major assholes Scott Walker and Kris Kobach going up inflames.

Let’s get the Orange Gas Cloud where it belongs…
in the rear view mirror

I. Mangrey recovering.  Keep those cards and letters coming in.