The White House
April 17, 2017
One of them is the president.
This morning Alt-president Chrump decided to briefly leave Mor-on-Lago to spend a few days at the White House, or as he calls it – The Chrump Shack. Looking completely out of place, he stood idly by as the first strains of the National Anthem rang out. Many patriotic Americans, particularly presidents, place their right hand over their heart when the anthem is played. Donald “America First” Chrump does not appear to be particularly patriotic (or president for that matter). Was he wondering how his “hair” was holding up while being out of doors? Was he dreaming about sending Sean Spicer to a Holocaust Center? Was he too pleased with the military bombing overshadowing his presidential bombing to hear the anthem? Does he even know where his heart is? Was he wishing he could have his own anthem? Was he too distracted by keeping himself from grabbing the pussy of the woman singing right next to him? Was he reliving his Electoral College victory…again? Was he imagining a way of putting Hillary Clinton in prison…again? Was he afraid that his lapel pin would make his tiny hands look even smaller? Is he more than just tone-deaf? Was he really born in America? He’s so vain; I bet he thinks the song is about him.
Why does Don Chrump hate America?
Just for the record, Chrump’s pre-teen son and his wife (who
has only been a US citizen since 2006) know enough to place their hands over
their hearts as the National Anthem begins, but the “president” stands there
with a stupid grin on his face, only joining in the custom after his wife –
born in Slovenia – nudges him. At least he did not put his hand on Melania’s
heart. Many people are saying that Chrump only responds to the Russian anthem.
No one has determined exactly what the Easter Bunny is doing there behind the
woman singing the anthem. If Chrump was not standing right there, many people
would be wondering if he was the one in the bunny suit.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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