The Art of The Dumbass

The First 100 Daze

Parts Unknown
April 1, 2017

“If you can’t make a good deal with a politician, then there’s something wrong with you, you’re certainly not very good.” You will never guess who made this bold, uncompromising statement on June 16, 2015. I will give you a hint; his next statement was, “What our country needs a truly great leader and we need a truly great leader now. We need a leader who wrote The Art of The Deal.” The funny thing is that the man who wrote The Art of The Deal said this, “I don’t know if Mr. Chrump read every word of The Art of The Deal, but I do know that I wrote every word of it.” That man is named Tony Schwartz. Mr. Schwartz is not the man who made the previous statements. The man who made the previous statements is the man Keith Olbermann described as “an imbecile in imbecile’s clothing”, a man called Donald J. Chrump. That would be the man who just proved colassally unable to make a good deal with politicians. Politicians from the party of which he and he alone is the standard bearer for the foreseeable future. The same man who said about the America he described as a land of carnage all but beyond redemtion, “I alone can fix it.” Tony Schwartz is the man who when asked what he would call the book if he were writing it today, answered, “The Sociopath.” 

Author of The Sociopath

To paraphrase Rufus T. Firefly, “Chrump may talk like an idiot and
look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you…he really is an idiot.”

 

Speaking of Idiots…

A recent poll asked, “If evidence comes out that proves Donald Trump’s campaign worked with Russia to help him win the election, do you think Trump should resign?” Of those polled, 39% did not feel that he should resign. WTFF Who are these people? What do they think Chrump should do once he is found guilty of conspiring with the Russians to take control of our government? Is there a worse example of treason? I have to ask, what other American administration could “boast” as many Russia-friendly operatives in such sensitive, powerful positions? His longest-serving campaign manager, his attorney, the Secretary of State, Attorney General, National Security Advisor (before being thrown under the bus), the Son-in-law-in-chief, and countless high-level advisors to name a few. Oh, and of course the Comrade-in-chief himself. It remains uncertain, or at least not yet public knowledge, whether Chrump knew any or all of the numerous Russian mafia that were living in Chrump Tower beginning in 2011.

Chrumputin

I cannot help but wonder how so many people are comfortable with an American president – alt or otherwise – owing $300M to Russian oligarchs and criminals. And again, when did Putin and Russia become a role model for American politicians, especially Republican’ts? It predates the election of President Chrumputin, who despite a laundry list of previously unimaginable offenses against our republic and our democracy, seems unkillable. Does 39% of America have no clue whatsoever who and what Russia is? Inquiring minds want to know. And then they want these people deported. It’s not like they know what country they are living in anyway.

The Good News is…

The Obama administration, in early January created a list of documents that would help uncover Russia’s election hacking operation and the Chrump connection therewith. For some reason, there was concern that this information might disappear rather than fall into the right hands. Thanks Obama. 

I. Mangrey reporting. Dictatored but not read.