From South Canada to North Korea

A Funny Thing Happened on The Way to The Freakshow

June 10, 2018

As expected, Donald Chrump spent his time at the G-7 lying about trade deficits, dissing all of our allies and pimping for Vladimir Putin.  The only good news for the other six members of the summit was that Chrump showed up late and left 24 hours early.  He most likely showed up late both to spite Trudeau, whose opening remarks Chrump missed, and because the first order of business was a meeting on women's empowerment.  Chrump also likely left early, not just to leave enough time to manage his “hair” before his big date with Kim (He probably thinks it's Kardashian again.), but in order to avoid all that useless talk about climate, clean energy and oceans.

On his way to Singapore, Der Furor backed out of the G-7 joint statement and all but declared war on Canada. 

According to authoritarian regime expert Sarah Kendzior, “Europe is trying to protect itself from Russia…and from the United States.”   One Fux News host waxed breathless about the historic nature of the upcoming summit, “regardless of what happens in that meeting between the two dictators.”

Chrump did surprise everyone by holding an impromptu press conference, where he acted very presidential (except for the fact that seemed barely conscious, calling CNN fake news, and the fact that he is clearly delusional and constantly lying), and answered questions.  When asked if he had and objective for his immanent meeting with Kim Jong Un, he basically replied that he has a clear objective, but he does not know what it is, and will winging it, adding that he will know how it will end up in the first few seconds.  That is, assuming he is actually awake during that time.

Chrump just before he flew the coop for Singapore

America’s Criminal-in-chief is now in talks with North Korea without bothering to broach the subject of human rights.  Chrump already hosted the pariah nation’s top spy in the Oval Office and kissed his ass.  This is the same fake prezident who brought Russians into the Oval Office, allowing their press in, but not the American press.  During that visit, Chrump divulged secret intelligence that endangered Israeli strategy.  Who knows what he gave away to the North Korean.  You can be sure Chrump doesn’t.  Der Furor is laser focused on making North Korea great again.   Chrump deigned to speak in public about his upcoming hair-a-hair with Kim Jong Un, “I think I’m very well prepared. I don’t think I have to prepare very much. It’s about the attitude.”  Everyone knows that Chrump has the best attitude.

And he got a spiffy new outfit for the occasion.
Finally, something that fits properly.

 

When we last met, the world was holding its breath on the eve of the G-7 summit in Quebec.  It is well known that Chrump is no fan of democracies or the weak phonies he says leads them.  He has made it clear that he is more impressed with strong leaders like Saddam Hussein, Rodrigo Duterte, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un and China’s newly minted president-for-life Xi Jinping.  Everyone knew the G-7 was only a warm-up for Chrump’s big night out with North Korea’s L’il Kim.  Who will give who the rose?  Who will get nuked?  Will they kiss and make up?  Will Kim try to get a date with Ivanka?  Will Dennis Rodman be Chrump’s wingman?  Will Chrump call the next morning to beg for another date?

 

I. Mangrey resounding.