Singapore Fling

Prezident Carnage Meets Little Rocket Man
(Who is Actually Very Talented and Funny*)

June 12, 2018

Well, that happened.  The WMD of American presidents met with the nuclearly capable dictator of North Korea.  The most dangerous man in the world, fresh off his Fuck America’s Friends Forever G-7 drive-by, decided to turn his attention deficit toward Pyongyang’s third generation pariah Kim Jong Un.  To end their historic photo op, Chrump put his giant signature on a fake agreement that blindsided both South Korea and the United States military establishment, and once again doing Russia's bidding by unilaterally giving up joint military exercises with South Korea.  In exchange for absolutely nothing whatsoever.  Chrump just does whatever he (and Putin) wants. 

Historic fake agreement signed by historic nitwit and his new fake friend

It is not so hard to understand, though it may be next to impossible to stomach, that Chrump said of the unpredictable and murderous dictator of North Korea, “Look, he’s doing what he’s seen done, if you look at it.”  Yeah, it’s not like Kim is an adult capable of self-reflection, atonement, and self-improvement.  He watched his predecessors – his father and grandfather – oversee violent, regimes that cared nothing for their populations, preferring instead self-aggrandizement.  Chrump told us that some of the neo-nazis and assorted white supremacists marching in Charlottesville were “very fine people.”  Chrump is no doubt sympathetic to Kim being a product of his upbringing because Fred Chrump was known to have palled around with the KKK back in the day.  After all, it’s not like Chrump is a grown man capable of self-reflection, atonement, and self-improvement.

Chrump, now cannot say enough nice things about the man he not so long ago called a “maniac” and “Little-Rocket Man”, who was on a “suicide mission for himself.”  And Chrump was more than willing to help Kim on his suicide mission with “fire and fury like the world has never seen.” Now we are to believe, as usual, that Chrumpo the Clown was only joking, and never wanted to say those mean things about his new bestie, Kim.  How many times have we been asked to laugh along with that impish jokester Crump when he threatens lives, talks about assaulting women, and all the other hilarious escapades to which we have been subjected since he came down that escalator and landed smack dab on top of our democracy, like some pile-driving entertainer riling up the crowd at Wrestlemania.

Once a phony with fake hair, always a phony with fake hair

So lighten up folks, these are just two guys with serious daddy (and hair) issues.  They are only in the positions they are in because of their fathers (and maybe the Russians).  They cannot be held accountable for, as Chrump pathetically rationalized, “doing what they’ve seen done, if you look at it.”  Who can really blame them for all the malice and mayhem?  Who among us has not wanted to destroy a country or two?  Admit it; you are simply jealous that you do not have the wherewithal to crush peons beneath the heel of your finely polished boot. 

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* This is how Chrump described Kim after their fake summit in Singapore.

I. Mangrey reporting.  Just a regular guy doing what I’ve seen done, if you look at it.