He Ain't No Gangster of Love

Nobody Calls Him the Space Cowboy 

June 18, 2018

Paying Attention has obtained transcripts from a recent Oval Office conversation between Chrump and his longest lasting coffee boy advisor, Stephen Miller.  Miller, who thinks like a Nazi, looks like a Nazi, and quacks like a Nazi, grew up in a liberal, Jewish household.  He writes for Chrump, speaks for Chrump, and was clearly hit in the head more times than Rudy Giuliani.  Miller was a major force behind Chrump's attempted Muslim ban and is an anti-immigrant ideologue.  He hates immigrants, whether illegal or legal, though he probably doesn’t mid the white ones.  Strangely, Miller may be the only member of the Chrump team who was not connected to Russians.  Miller doesn’t need any Russian influences – he is a danger to America just the way he is.

Here is an excerpt from this incredible brainstorming session:

Miller: We have to do something about all these criminals pouring over our borders.  Especially the ones who are bringing children with them.  We can’t let them get away with taking our country away from pure Americans.  I say what you do is tell the parents that we’re just taking their kids for baths.  Not showers, baths.  Some people still might remember that whole shower thing from back in the day.  We’ll put the kids in camps.  Kids love camp. 

Chrump: Everyone knows how much I love children.  I know from experience that young children hate their parents.  So I think we should take children away from their parents – it’s a win/win situation.  We arrest the parents who are seeking asylum and send the kids somewhere.  They’ll have a great time in the camps and we’ll call them Chrump Summer Camps for Happy Kids.  We can keep the little darlings in cages.  Kids love dogs, and we keep dogs in cages.  Right?  Maybe we can even make a great reality show out of it.  It’ll be a huge hit.  We can get Roseann to host it.  She’s not busy right now. 

Chrump: What shower thing are you talking about?  I know showers are bad.  Very bad.  They get my hair all wet and I have to start the whole over again.

Miller: That’s right sir.  Showers, bad – baths, good.  Stay away from any shower references as far as taking children away from their mothers.

Chrump: I think this is a great idea.  Take their kids away – that’ll teach ‘em to swarm out great country with their little criminals and rapists.  If we take enough children away, we won’t even need that fucking wall.  I was kidding about that thing anyway, but now I have to keep saying I want it, because all those yahoos who love me won’t let it go.  So, we’ll scare the shit out of them and no one will ever try to come to America again.  And that will make America really, really great again.

Miller: This is a real winning issue.  Everyone will love you if you separate mothers from their children.  It’s all totally legal.  And, they’ll love it so much, we can blame the Democrats for it.  The base will love every minute of it since they’re all white and we would never take white kids away from their mothers.  We will be heroes.  This will be a great chapter in American history.  You, Mr. President, will be in the history books forever.   

Chrump: It will all be very humane.  Everyone knows how humane I am – it’s not like I’m Kim Jong Un or anything.  I never ended up killing crooked Hillary.  Maybe I could get Kim. Jong. Un to do it.
 

There was much, much more, but it made everyone here violently ill, so we decided to cut it off there in the hope of not losing our already imperiled readership permanently.

Keith Olbermann circa October 12, 2016 –
before the Electoral College chose Donald Chrump

I. Mangrey recoiling.