December 13, 2019
Donald Chrump is desperately trying to distract us from the
raging impeachment fire set off by his unending-crime-spree presidency. One way Dumb Donald has chosen to blow off
steam is to attack a teen-age girl who has dared pull the spotlight away from
the giant orange hot-air buffoon.
After the very mature 16-year-old Greta Thunberg was named
Time Magazine’s Person of The Year, the literally insanely immature 73-year-old
Donald Chrump responded as only he would.
Thunberg’s climate activism wins out over Chrump’s climate
denial, and the poorly reported fact that Chrump emits more methane than most
herds of cattle. He inadvertently
alluded to this fact when he let on that he flushes his toilet “10-15 times
instead of once.” I will not insult your
intelligence with jokes about how full of shit he must be, or about movie
parodies like The President Always Flushes Twice (Or Possibly 10-15 Times).
Chrump, obviously jealous and mentally defective, is on the
short list to win Time’s lesser known Prick of The Year.
Nobel Peace Prize nominee Thunberg, as always, was unfazed by the deranged old man screaming
at her to get off his planet. She is unquestionably,
as a teen-aged girl, a better man than Chrump.
Clearly Mrs. Chrump’s anti-bullying campaign did not start
at home. If this is her darling Donald
being best, Melania might have to change her signature slogan to Who Gives a
Fuck? I think that would be best.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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