When The Quid Quos Pro, He's Gotta Go

Impeachment Season Marches On

December 2, 2019

So far it has been a pretty good Impeachment Season.  So much lovely testimony.  Sure, it has not been enough to penetrate the cult-collective-mind.  Yet.  We do not need them all, just a small percentage.  Strategically placed throughout the Electoral College.  Just remember, it ain’t over until the fat man is dragged kicking and screaming from the White House.  Hopefully, the only singing he might do will be to a prosecuting attorney or someone like her.

I love this time of year.  The impeach trees are in full bloom.  There is an endangered giant orange bird squawking up a storm.  Though in many ways it is not a pretty bird, and the unconscionably loud shrieking could shatter granite, it still warms the heart to hear its pained cry.   

The fortunately rare Orange Loudmouth

It has a brain that could sprawl comfortably on the head of a pin.  It is reassuring to know it has a thorn in its paw, or perhaps it is another in a procession of bone spurs, or maybe someone is uncourteously grabbing it by the pussy.  Either way, its pain is our pleasure.

Put Up or Lock-up

Though it is now abundantly clear that Chrump’s criminal enterprise comprises his entire cabinet and other related sycophants, I think Democrats should slow-walk this impeachment process.  There is no hurry at this point.  Keep it away from the Senate and fight for the subpoenas in the courts.  Allowing Moscow Mitch to acquit the Criminal-in-chief during election season will be weak tea compared to continuing to keep Chrump hoisted with his own petard by keeping the impeach pie in the oven until it is either completely baked, or the Senate changes hands. 

Many people are saying there was quid pro quo.

If Hillary’s emails were enough to keep her public image smeared, then surely Chrump’s continuing crime spree being publicly flogged like her damn emails and her damn Benghazi nothing burger should weaken Chrump in 2020.  Then, in the event Chrump is able to steal another election, the impeachment card can still be played.

If subpoenas are ignored, lock them up.  It is critical to force all of Chrump's best people (well, the third best at this point, since all the best ones have moved on, as have many of their replacements - some without even going to jail), all these great patriots, to tell the American people the truth.  We need to see such shining louts like Bill Barr, Mike Pompeo, Rudy Giuliani, Mick Mulvaney, John Bolton and the charming and lovely Lev Parnas – everyone involved, up to and including Individual One – appear on live television to testify, or at the very least give the impression of guilt by invoking the Fifth Amendment. 

In the words of Donald Chrump,
“You see the mob takes the Fifth.  If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”

“When you have your staff taking the Fifth Amendment, taking the Fifth, so they’re not prosecuted, when you have the man that set up the illegal server taking the Fifth, I think it’s disgraceful.”

Chrump can show up like Bill Clinton did, but Chrump can pretend he is back on The Apprentice – he does not even have to act presidential.  He does love being on television after all.  And he can tell all the Democratic senators, “You’re fired!”

Look Both Ways Before Double-Crossing

Know what this is?

Not many people know what the underside of a bus looks like.  If you would like a first-hand account, just ask Rudy Giuliani.  This is what Rudy will be seeing for the foreseeable future.

I. Mangrey reporting.  Beep beep.