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December 5, 2019

Long-time grifter and soon-to-be-ex-Energy Secretary Rick Perry recently told an interviewer that, of course Donald Chrump was chosen by God.  Many of Chrump’s diehard supporters believe the same thing.  Of course, many of them also believe the Earth is flat, life begins at rape, science is a hoax, and Jesus rode dinosaurs in the dino-rodeo…or something.   

 



I cannot help but wonder, exactly what has God chosen him to do?  I am no expert on Christianity, or any religion for that matter, but from all the available evidence - and there is more than anyone would really care to have - there is no one less Christian, less godly than Donald Chrump.  The only Commandment Chrump has not broken (at least not directly, as far as we know), is Thou shalt not kill.  

A new poll found that 53 percent of Republican’t voters believe Donald Chrump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln.  Yes, that Abraham Lincoln.  A brand-new Paying Attention poll finds that 65 percent of Republican’t voters did not know who Abraham Lincoln was, and think that slavery was a hoax perpetrated by George Soros to help Jews control the world and make everyone eat bagels.  The other 35 percent seem to know who Lincoln was, but only know that he was the jerk who screwed up slavery.

I. Mangrey reporting.  How much stupid is enough?