December 6, 2019
The Orange Gas Cloud dares
Pelosi to impeach him fast
Yesterday Nancy Pelosi called Chrump’s bluff and formally
directed the House Judiciary Committee to proceed with articles of impeachment,
making Donald Chrump only the third president in American history to face
impeachment. Some of you may recall that
Richard Nixon came withing a dick’s breath of being number three, but decided
quitting was the better part of valor. Daring
to bend to the will of the United States Constitution, and provoking the ire of
Republicant’s, Pelosi announced somberly that the buffoonish 45th
president had left her no choice but to do what the Constitution demands in the
face of rampant and unending obstruction of justice, abuse of power, bribery and
of course, making Russia great again.
There is no provision for impeaching someone for historic ignorance;
neither is there one for gross incompetence, contrary to what some imagine.
For better or worse the fate of Donald Chrump, and once
again America, will be in the hands of Moscow Mitch. McConnell’s Senate majority will likely take
another collective (hopefully figurative) shit on the Constitution and acquit
Chrump of the crimes he clearly not only committed, but confessed to repeatedly.
Add to this the fact that Rudy the Clown
is in Ukraine right now continuing his dogged work on Chrump’s as yet unconcluded
election meddling/bribery scheme. The
jury will be the full Senate, where Chrump has said he will finally get a fair
trial.
A jury of Chrump’s lapdogs
peers
The long War on Impeachment is finally over and we are once again allowed to say Happy Impeachment.
I. Mangrey reporting. Breathe a brief sigh of relief.
I. Mangrey reporting. Breathe a brief sigh of relief.
Chrump is raising millions of bucks off this. It's rope-a-dope all over again.
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