Coup, Coup For Cocoa Puffs

Coup, Coup Kachoo

January 6, 2021

While watching the early returns in the Georgia senate runoff elections last night, both Democrats were well ahead two hours after the polls closed. For some reason they did not stop counting the votes. What a bunch of crap. The Democrats were both well ahead, and then somehow, no one knows how, they were not ahead anymore. My guess? Fake votes. Dead people voting. Blind people counting votes. Why keep counting all those votes? Sensing that the Republican’t candidates were going to steal the elections by counting all the votes (a dirty trick they stole from Democrats) I decided to attempt what is commonly referred to as sleep.

After a “good” hour or two in a horizontal, not entirely conscious state, I resumed my vigil. Despite the persistent vote counting it appears that Democrats Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock will emerge victorious, giving Dems control of the Senate. Ostensibly, the only left to do is to say, “FUCK YOU MOSCOW MITCH!” Also, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't very strongly and powerfully looking forward to Chrump's psychotic take on the proceedings. Perhaps another perfect phone call is in order.

A crazy man, who just discovered where his head is

attempts to threaten his way to maintain his grip on America.

We are still in...the Twilight Zone.

Death To America: Republican’t Sedition Edition

Today is the day that Chrumpublicans will show us exactly what they are made of. Not something you really want to see close up. definitely not on a full stomach. Lawmaking is often compared to the process of making sausage. Proudly fighting to destroy the democratic process and free and fair elections, and the peaceful transfer of power, and publicly defecating on the Constitution, as jackals like Ted Cruz and his fellow travelers in the Treason Caucus are planning to do, makes the utterly disgusting process of sausage making seem like baking chocolate chip cookies with the kids.

Despite the fact that just days earlier their dear leader shredded federal and state laws by threatening government officials in order to coerce them to join his criminal conspiracy to defraud Georgia’s election results, more than a dozen Chrumpublican senators and nearly 150 members of the House, will still stand in front of this nation and insist that the American electorate should not have a say in who our next president will be. All because the conman they crowned as their party’s standard bearer, after having called him every name in the book, is a threat to their political futures – something each of them values well beyond the health of the nation and the Constitution they pretend to serve.   

Donald Chrump will not let go of his seemingly infinite number of insane and/or laughable conspiracy theories, his endless criminal activities, and mob boss-like bullying/threatening of election officials across the country. He will hold on like a starving tick on a sleeping dog. Chrump will continue to fight the bad fight to overturn the unassailable vote count that gave the presidency to Joe Biden until the last breath…hopefully, not ours.

They’re trying to steal my country from me. It’s mine, not Sleepy Joe’s.

He didn’t win. I won. I won by a lot. It’s mine, all mine.

Chrump recently overruled the Pentagon’s recalling of the USS Nimitz from the Persian Gulf in an attempt to de-escalate tensions in the region. Instead, Chrump commanded the carrier be turned around in order to re-establish a provocative presence. This, no doubt in case Chrump’s blatantly illegal, bumbling attempts to remain in power continue to fail miserably. Many foreign policy experts worry that once all other treasonous options have been exhausted, Chrump will see no other option but to fabricate a military incident involving Iran.

"War is the health of the state," the radical writer Randolph Bourne said, in the midst of the First World War. Indeed, as the nations of Europe went to war in 1914, the governments flourished, patriotism bloomed, class struggle was stilled, and young men died in frightful numbers on the battlefields-often for a hundred yards of land, a line of trenches.
   from Howard Zinn’s A PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES

“War is the health of the State” is a well-known quote by the less well-known Randolph Bourne. War is also a useful device to rally people around a leader. Recall how George Bush II’s popularity soared after he allowed the 9/11 attacks to unfold on his watch. A properly timed war can also be used as an excuse to declare martial law in order to, for example, delay the peaceful transition of power from, let’s say a sitting president to a newly, duly elected, desperately needed replacement. Donald Chrump could not possibly care less about the State or its health. All he can see, when he takes a break from staring at himself in the bathroom mirror to admire his "hair", is NY State Attorney General Letitia James in one side-view mirror and NYC District Attorney Cyrus Vance in the other, and they are gaining on him and his entire crime family. If he is not stopped before it is too late, Donald Chrump would gladly be the death of the State.

I. Mangrey recoiling. Health is the war of the State.