It’s Not Like It’s Brain Surgery
January 9, 2021
Rumor has it that Dr. Ben "The Pyramids Were Used To
Store Grain" Carson will be called out of retirement to attempt a very
delicate surgery - separating Mike Pence's lips from Donald Chrump's ass.
Carson made a name for himself as a grain surgeon…I mean brain surgeon,
separating conjoined twins. He turned that name to Mud when he entered the
political arena and spoke in public, making many people wonder how someone who
seemed so incredibly idiotic was able to tie his own shoes, let alone perform
delicate surgery.
Kim Jong Un must be jealous
Pence had a chance to extricate his lips from Chrump’s ass;
all he had to do was invoke the 25th Amendment and enlist the
cabinet to sign on, but alas the attachment proved too strong. Carson may be an
idiot, but he apparently knows his way around scalpels and assholes. In any
event, this operation should be a piece of shit…I mean, cake.
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