Jail To The Chief
January 18, 2021
“Father, I cannot tell the truth. I did win the election.”
If Trump wants people to shut up about his dalliances with
sedition, he should pay each one of us $130,000 – the going Trump rate for
shutting up. James Comey says Joe Biden should consider pardoning Trump. I say
James Comey should shut the fuck up. Trump has committed the most heinous crime
against this nation. Even more heinous than the daily crimes he committed since
oozing down his golden escalator to throw his orange “hair” dye-stained hat
into the presidential ring. Like overseeing (overlooking?) the deaths of
400,000 Americans thanks in no small part to Trump’s non-handling of the
pandemic he insisted for months was a hoax. And now, thanks in very large,
strong and powerful part to him, democracy literally fighting – against its own
alleged adherents – for its very survival. Hell, he should have been impeached
for all his fucking golfing alone.
Trump may want to pardon criminals, traitors and other
assorted assholes, but we do not. He needs to be spanked to within an inch of
his miserable life. So to speak.
Thanks to the continuing presence of the Toxic Orange Gas
Cloud engulfing the nation and in particular Washington, DC, and the
anticipated return of the racist, fascist, neo-Nazi, neo-Confederate, terrible
terrorists who support Trump’s lies and insanity, the National Mall has been
closed for several days and will remain off limits to the public during the
inauguration of Joe Biden as president, making this the second smallest crowd
to view such a momentous event. The smallest of course, being the meagerly
attended American Carnage Mistaken Inauguration of Don “Fuck America, What
About Me” Trump on January 20, 2017 – a date that will live in infamy.
Not surprisingly, 99% of Democrats believe that Biden won
the election. Perhaps more surprisingly 66% of Independents believe the same.
Not at all surprisingly, though nauseatingly, only 19% of Republican’ts believe
Biden won. Despite another date that will live in infamy – January 6, 2021 –
the day Trump incited the take-over of the Capitol, Trump still has (according
to a CNN poll) a depressingly-high albeit record low 34% approval rating among
the general public, and an 80% approval among Republican’ts – the Other White
Meat.
I. Mangrey regretting. I’m a lover, not a fascist, racist
moron who wants to Make America White Again.
Even tho I've lived here way too long, I still enjoy a nice springtime stroll around downtown DC. It's relaxing, reverential, and just pretty.
ReplyDeleteNot anymore. To literally not be able to see the white house was funny, but mostly sad. Large BLM presence.. 24 hours to go.
Hey, didja get YOUR pardon?
How about a vaccine?
SAD! Go BLM! I hope they're heavily armed.
DeletePardon? Vaccine? Nada. I didn't even get a lousy t-shirt.