Taking Out The Trash

Trump’s Greatest Shits

January 19, 2021

The Second Time Around

More history. For those who one last reminder of the terror presidency of Donald Trump, read on. For those who rightly cannot devote another moment of thought to this disaster, close your eyes think happy thoughts and hope this fake administration will finally, really be coming to an end.

Trump has been so fucking nice they IMPEACHED his ass twice. That’s right boys and girls. We seem to have survived the worst, most corrupt, most narcissistic, most disastrous, most fascist president in American history IMPEACHED two times by Congress – the second time with Republican’t cooperation in the House, however meager. Wow. I am shocked that a few Republican’ts think that a president should not urge violent racist sociopaths to lay siege to the Capitol Building and string up his vice president. Who could have guessed it? The rest of them continued with their treasonous conspiracy theory of a stolen election. And helped to turn our nation’s Capital into a war zone.

Trump tried every trick in the book to get thrown out of office – an office he never wanted and never fulfilled in any way. Enlisting Russia to help him get elected in the first place was not enough. Firing everyone involved in discovering the truth of his collusion with Russia was not enough. Kidnapping innocent children and assuring they would never see their parents again was not enough. Repeatedly standing up for Putin, for white supremacists barely even raised a Republican’t eyebrow. Threatening the president of Ukraine unless they manufactured evidence of malfeasance by Joe Biden’s son was not enough. Threatening the Secretary of State of Georgia if he did not “find 11,780 votes” that would upend the legitimate thrice-counted victory of Joe Biden in favor of Trump, complete with physical evidence, was not enough. Please forgive me if I omitted anything important; it is literally impossible to keep track of all the offenses committed by this disgraceful mutant. And please forgive me if I do not give these brave, ridiculously-too-late Republican’ts kudos for finally daring to stand up to Trump in the waning minutes of the eleventh hour.

Nonetheless, Trump is the only president to be IMPEACHED two times, it will mean little – as much as I love a good IMPEACHMENT – if, after committing even worse treason than what led to the first one, he is not convicted, removed and tossed into the nuclear wastebin of history. Though, it seems there is perhaps half a chance that enough Republican’ts realize they must finally cut and try to run from Trump who, if he has not already, will tear their party into bits. Works for me.

We hear that Mitch McConnell is in favor of Democrats IMPEACHING Trump and believes that Trump “provoked” the seditious assault on our Capitol. What courage. What patriotism. No seriously, what courage? What patriotism? Such a statement from McConnell is worth about as much as a three-dollar bill, a wooden nickel and McConnell’s soul. I will believe that McConnell is in favor of actually doing something when he votes to convict. I am not even touching my breath, let alone holding it. And even if McConnell does, beyond all imagination vote to convict the man he admits is guilty of the worst high crime ever committed by an American president, that would not budge the needle of McConnell’s soul tank, which has long been on EMPTY. But Trump has been so beyond the pale, even McConnell is considering protecting the Republic.

I. Mangrey on Inauguration Eve.