January 25, 2021
I’ve been wondering what I’ll do once we
don’t have feces-flinging-fool Donald Turmp to kick around anymore, or at least
to be forced to pay attention to every damn day. Turns out there is plenty of
stupid to pique my interest. The 147 Ratpublican representatives who voted
against their Constitutional oaths, by refusing to certify the completely
legitimate election of Joe Biden jump immediately to mind. Disgraced IMPEACHED
IMPEACHED X-Fake president Donald Turmp – the only president with more
IMPEACHMENT than terms in office, and more days spent golfing than working – leaves
behind the American Carnage he imagined and then created. America remains mired
in more of a freshly visited litter box than a sand trap. Of course Turmp had a
lot of help, and much of that help remains right where it was, and will
continue to fester.
Part of me had hoped that once America had drunk enough disinfectant to cleanse the covfefe from our system, that the long-overdue excision of a brain-dead, hot air buffoon from the Executive Branch would provide me with a long-sought pause in the disaster, that one day, like a miracle, it would disappear, that I could rest my weary fingers, let my injured mind wander aimlessly for a while, allow my soul to find some solace.
So Much Stupid, So Much Time
So it looks like my level of paying attention
will have to remain on Orange Alert, at least for a little while, until they
can round up all the seditious dipshits and lock them away…okay, so maybe not
such a little while. Let me assault you with a few excremental examples
before I force myself to attempt to take a break. I promised myself I would try
to think happier thoughts, at least until the White House has been sufficiently
cleansed – literally – to the point that the Bidens and those in the Biden
administration can safely roam the White House without fear of contacting
COVID-19 and who knows what other disease vectors left swirling around what has
been an unprotected, unsafe petri-dish since at least last January.
New brand-new member of Congress’ QAnon wing
of the Republican’t Party Lauren Boebert (R-Crazytown) who apparently was
elected to represent Psycho City in Colorado, recently posted a two-plus-minute-long
video about how she carries her dildo/Glock everywhere she goes, and dammit,
she is gunna bring her bestie into the Capitol ostensibly to protect America
from people like her? This was before she led a misguided tour for
her sad-sack, shithead seditionist buddies. This little recon mission took
place exactly one day before her QAnut co-conspirators invaded the Capitol,
armed with weapons, handcuffs and maps of the Capitol Building. Almost
everything malignant militia would need to take control of the seat of
government, possibly kidnap and/or assassinate government leaders with whom
they disagreed, with the possible exception of brains. Like Palin before her
Boebert has no concept of the Constitution, an unhealthy, unholy obsession with
a Second Amendment she does not really understand. And what a surprise, neither
of these goonish girls has a handle on the First Amendment. Boebert is facing
a lawsuit for allegedly violating
the First Amendment rights of those of her constituents who dare to disagree
with her.
Boebert continued her sedition (not to
mention, stunning stupidity) into the following day, once her cohorts had
breached and begun defiling her new workplace:
But wait, there’s more…
Just as Donald Trump made many people feel
much less animosity toward super-idiot, war criminal and who-many-thought-was-the-worst-president
George W. Bush, the new, unimproved GQP (Grand QAnon Party) makes people
nostalgic for the days of the brain-dead, Constitution-illiterate Tea Party.
There is no need to discuss the air-headed oxygen thief that is Boebert’s dumbleganger Sarah Palin, since her exploits are unfortunately all-too-well-known at this point. Maybe someone will sew them back together at the lips so we can stop having to hear them make noise.
Speaking of stupid, it looks like the My Pillow crackhead got his ass and pillow show dropped from several major chains after showing up at the White House during the last throes of Turmp the Terrible to tell Turmp to consider imposing martial law, and recommending other dumbass fascist ideas to Dumb Leader. Dumb fuck, dumb pillow.
But Wait, There’s Moron…
Radical religious fundamentalist/hypocrite Mike
Pompeo could not resist one more of his patented remove-shoe-(optional)-insert-foot-in-mouth-(apparently
unavoidable), blather, wince, repeat ad nauseum maneuvers before being removed
from the horrible job he’s been doing as whatever-the-hell-he-was-supposed-to-be.
Out of sight (or in plain sight), out of (his) fucking mind.
Then of course, there’s newly-minted-moron Josh
Hawley, good old, reliably-rotten Ted Cruz, crazy cracker Lindsey Graham and
countless other vacuous vipers (like most of the Republican’t members of
Congress) struggling for air time and hopefully actual air in the months and
years to come.
Brief aside:
Hawley is yet another radical Christian who believes in the singularity of Church and
State and has little time for those who do not share his flavor of religion. He
spoke up for the rights of militia members after the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing
and defended racist L.A. police detective Mark Fuhrman’s use of racial slurs
during the O.J. Simpson trial. So, there’s that.
Proposed billboard from MeidasTouch (maybe
show them some love)
At least there will be no more perfidious press
secretaries, no more psychotic Stephen Miller, just 70-plus million racist and
racist-adjacent Turmp lovers looking for another slavior to help make America
white again.
At least those of us comprising the sentient part
of America can begin to seek help for our PTSD – Post Turmp Stress Disorder. Hopefully,
Turmp’s American Carnage stops right here, and stops right now.
I. Mangrey for a little while longer. Keep your seats in the upright position and seatbelts fastened tightly.
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