Still Running After All These Years: Trump 2024
January 10, 2021
“When they say the election was stolen, they mean black and
brown people voted.”
Kwame
Rose, Activist
Despite finally releasing another of his famous
hostage-videos, where Trump was forced to read a statement he did not write or
believe, showing all the emotion and class of a public toilet seat, acknowledging
that some generic new administration will be taking over the reins of government
on January 20th. Two days later, Trump reportedly expressed regret
for saying there would be a peaceful transfer of power. Regardless of what
happens next, Trump will not go away.
Trump will always insist that he won the 2020 election and
belongs in the White House. He will not relent on disseminating what is either
the delusion or outright lie that he was the victim of a rigged, stolen
election. No matter what. Everyone who is either not Donald Trump or those
drinking Trump Brand KKKool Aid, knows for a fact that Biden won as fair and
square as our elections get. Nonetheless, Trump incited his intellectually and
democratically-challenged hordes to storm the Capitol, which gladly and very
badly did. There will be consequences for them and for the man that spurred
them on.
Trump might be removed via the 25th
Amendment if Mike Pence has either balls or brains. Since Pence has neither,
tomorrow Trump will become the only president in American history to be
IMPEACHED twice, though his enablers in the Senate – led by Mitch McConnell –
remain likely to choose treason over country once again. Trump might succumb to
increasing demands from all sides for him to resign (very unlikely), or he
might resign as the only means of getting a presidential pardon, which most
scholars believe he cannot do for himself. He might be embroiled in court
battles for the next several years. None of this matters to Trump. He will
steamroll on unless or until such time as there are iron bars between this
traitor and the country he is intent on using for his own aggrandizement and/or
maiming beyond recognition.
Trump will continue to trample democracy, decency, sanity
and reality so long as there are millions of white supremacists, neo-fascists,
neo-Confederates, neo-Nazis who cherish the last few words of the Second
Amendment, do not understand the First and simply want what they want. Who will
storm and defile the Capitol Building they profess to be defending against
black, brown, Jewish and liberal people. These are Trump’s people though he
thinks they are filthy and ignorant. He would never allow them into his
over-priced country clubs, but he is happy to take their money, wallow in their
adoration, incite them to violence, and then run for cover and when the dust
settles, throw them under the bus.
It is unlikely that the remains of the long-complicit
Republican’t Party will allow Donald Trump to have anything to do with their
desperate attempt to recover from their torrid affair with the Orange Gas
Cloud. Donald will have find a new political home, likely a new third party. There
is no need to even guess what that party will be called as he mounts his
post-insurrection reelection crusade. The Trump 2024 campaign for president
will be under the banner of the Trump Party. And all his white supremacist,
neo-Nazi, Profa dimwits will be there bowing and scraping, looting and
shooting.
Unlike Trump’s pretense of being the “law and order
candidate” in 2016, our sources are telling us that he plans to run on
“violence, revolution, white power and loving Trump.”
Ace reporter T. Doff was downtown, working hard and doing
swell, getting the news before it hit the street. He has obtained secret
audiotape of Trump talking to supporters, or possibly to himself; we present an
exclusive partial transcript here:
“I don’t care if those people think Biden won. He didn’t
win. I won. I won by a very strong and powerful margin. What the hell has Biden
ever done? He doesn’t know shit about government. I know more about government
than probably anyone in history. Plus, I’m the one who got better shower
pressure. I made America so great again. So to hell with the very bad, very
weak Democrat Party – I call them the Sleepy Black Lives Matter Party – and the
unloyal Republican Party that I tried so hard to make great again. The new
Trump Party will take this country back from all the losers. Trump deserves
another term to make America even greater. So great no one will ever believe
it. And all the great toilets, dishwashers and shower pressure. People will
insist Trump gets a third term. I may not accept it because I will be too bored
of all the winning. All the greatness. The best greatness ever.”
I. Mangrey endeavoring to persevere. Go home. We hate you. You’re very special.
Thanks for paying attention. What a week. The slightest moment for some joy...and smack..horror and sadness. (Although I will say the Horned Heathen Clownboy did amuse me slightly.) Keep the faith.
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