Patriotism, Bitches!

Hold My Truths

January 28, 2021

Everyone seems to be asking how President Joe Biden intends to make nice with the 74,000,000 ignoramuses who voted for the guy Biden crushed on November 3, 2020. Maybe your memory is better than mine, but I don’t recall one single person ever asking how the guy who got crushed in the popular vote by Hillary Clinton in 2016 how he would bring the country together by respecting all those Americans who did not vote for him.

Pseudo-patriotic pinheads pummel police

Some supporters of the self-proclaimed/self-deluded party of law and order showed their utter disdain for our laws, our order and our democracy (I guess it sounds to much like Democrat), a disdain shared by a significant number of that party’s elected officials and their newly ejected president, were responsible for the deaths of five people including a police officer. Now we learn that they were also responsible for nearly 140 injured officers – some severely – as well as two officer suicides resulting from their attempted coup. Never doubt that Ratpublicans are inveterate hypocrites.

Declaration of Independence Meets Declaration of The Indefensible 

While a number of these super-genius-patriots were rummaging through the Capitol like a bunch of lobotomized locusts, they stumbled across the seat of one Ted Cruz, who saw in these cretins an opportunity for self-aggrandizement and fund-raising. Cruz helped delay the Senate vote count certifying the Electoral College vote (an unpatriotic, undemocratic miasma in itself) as cover for the insurrection and his political sugar-daddy Turmp. So these morons are rifling through Ted’s papers and whipping themselves into an even bigger lather when they discover that Cruz is planning to de-certify the Electoral votes of Arizona. This, they are caught on video (caught by themselves, I might add) wailing that Cruz was planning to “sell them out” when if fact, de-certifying Arizona is exactly what they wanted him to do. This is really all you need to know about this moronic movement of malicious militia malcontents. Oh, and the My Pillow crack-head is one of them.

We hold a lot of shit to be self-evident, but clearly much of it is anything but self-evident to a large swath of our fellow citizens. They hold other truths to be self-evident, that white men are created better, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Racism, Idiocy and the pursuit of Stupidness.

At least Jefferson expressed some remorse and sense of guilt about his racism

Lastly, nothing screams patriotism like beating police protecting the Capitol from terrorists bent on overthrowing the United States with American flags. Oh, and like waging a terrorist attack on the Capitol. Naturally, they were sporting more Turmp flags than American ones. Patriotism Bitches!

I. Mangrey reacting.